Abracadabra Holmes: Heat In Need Of Some Anti-Curse Magic

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Does anyone know if Cuban Santeria or Haitian Voodoo trumps Gypsy Curses? Is it like a paper, scissor, rock thing? If so Miami could be in luck as plenty of Heat fans probably practice the “Dark Magic” around these parts.

Come on South Florida start cracking some coconuts and chopping off some chicken heads. We need to “exorcise the demons” before the curse sets in for good. Instead of the “Mistake by the Lake” we would be known as the “Disarray on the Bay”, we can’t let that happen so let’s all pour out a little rum  and ask for “Jobu” to help us.

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