Dear Brandon Jennings,
When you predicted that the Bucks were going to beat the Miami Heat in six games, my only reaction was that
You. Are. So. Right.
Let’s just start by stating the obvious: ain’t nobody got time to worry about the Miami Heat.
Because you dropped 30 points on this team the last time you guys played. 30!!! Incredible!!! I mean, the series is basically over, right? Let’s be real, you are probably the only person on Planet Earth that has made a Lady Gaga Youtube video (which has gotten 283,000 hits, nbd) and dropped 30 on the Miami Heat.
That’s gotta count for something in the NBA playoffs right?
So, duh — you and the Bucks have absolutely nothing to worry about!
It’s not like you guys have lost more games than you’ve won (heck, we all know 38-44 is just a number). Or that you’re playing a team that won 27 games straight and 66 games total (more numbers that don’t have any significance!). Or that you’ve gone 1-3 against the Miami Heat this season.
And it’s not like the Miami Heat have the world’s best player who regularly
or even this…
Because as we all know, you are basketball’s best kept secret (and it just breaks my heart that people don’t know it yet).
So Brandon Jennings, I applaud your honesty and I can’t wait to see you drop at least 300 points a game and beat the Heat in six.
Miami Heat Fans — Brandon Jennings is coming. So, Fear the Deer, especially the really skinny one that wears #3. He’ll be the one chucking up a lot of shots and missing.
No, no, no — not that Ellis guy, the other dude.
Mario Chalmers has been having nightmares about BJ3 ever since.