Heat vs. Pacers: Game 7 Preview

It’s Game 7 time!  Here’s everything you need to know for Game 7:

Missed Game 6?  No problem!  

Here’s a recap….

And here’s my reaction

And here’s Twitter’s reaction

…And here’s even more reaction

Now for Game 7 stuff

I can’t believe it’s actually Game 7

3 Burning Questions For Game 7

Why a Wade and Bosh struggling?

 

Want to know why the Indiana Pacers won Game 6?  (And why they might win tonight?)

Because George-freakin’-Hill scored 16 points, and Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh combined to score 15 points.  Yep, that’s not a typo: Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh were outscored by George Hill.

IS THIS OFFICIALLY THE FIRST SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE?  WERE THE MAYANS OFF BY SIX MONTHS OR SOMETHING?

What happens to South Beach when Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh get outscored by George Hill…

I mean, does Commissioner David Stern have voodoo dolls of Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh?  Does he stick pins in Voodoo-Wade’s, say, right knee, before every game in order to ensure (real) Dwyane Wade plays like crap, so that the Heat play like crap, and thus Commissioner Stern can artificially inflate TV ratings and generate massive media scrutiny about a series that was supposed to have ended two or three games ago?!?!  Wait a minute….OMFG IS THIS ALL A MASSIVE CONSPIRACY???

Ahem.  Alright.  Sorry about that.  (Of course it’s not actually a conspiracy…right?)

All joking aside, the Heat need to get their s      together, and they need to get it together pronto.  Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh need to step it up…maybe they could try and outscore George Hill in Game 7?  Maybe?!?!  Hopefully, that’s not asking too much.

Because if it is, the Heat are going to end up watching what could be the most boring NBA Finals in the history of the NBA Finals (except for, maybe, the San Antonio Spurs vs. the New Jersey Nets in the 2003 Finals).

Topics: Indiana Pacers, Miami Heat

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