It’s Game 7 time! Here’s everything you need to know for Game 7:
Missed Game 6? No problem!
Now for Game 7 stuff
Want to know why the Indiana Pacers won Game 6? (And why they might win tonight?)
Because George-freakin’-Hill scored 16 points, and Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh combined to score 15 points. Yep, that’s not a typo: Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh were outscored by George Hill.
IS THIS OFFICIALLY THE FIRST SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE? WERE THE MAYANS OFF BY SIX MONTHS OR SOMETHING?
I mean, does Commissioner David Stern have voodoo dolls of Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh? Does he stick pins in Voodoo-Wade’s, say, right knee, before every game in order to ensure (real) Dwyane Wade plays like crap, so that the Heat play like crap, and thus Commissioner Stern can artificially inflate TV ratings and generate massive media scrutiny about a series that was supposed to have ended two or three games ago?!?! Wait a minute….OMFG IS THIS ALL A MASSIVE CONSPIRACY???
Ahem. Alright. Sorry about that. (Of course it’s not actually a conspiracy…right?)
All joking aside, the Heat need to get their s
Because if it is, the Heat are going to end up watching what could be the most boring NBA Finals in the history of the NBA Finals (except for, maybe, the San Antonio Spurs vs. the New Jersey Nets in the 2003 Finals).