[UPDATE 2:26 PM] Janis Carr tweets that Dwight Howard will not Tweet his decision. Go figure. But still, this can be fun…
It appears Dwight Howard will not be handing the Boys & Girls Club of America a one million dollar check. Instead, he will announce his decision in only the way Dwight could/should. With a Tweet.
Dwight has made his decision. Said he will announce his destination via Twitter possibly this weekend
— janis carr (@janiscarr) July 5, 2013
Here’s how the most highly anticipated 140-characters-or-less might read, depending on the team.
If he chooses to remain with the L.A. Lakers:
@DwightHoward: STAYING IN LA LOL
If he chooses to sign with the Houston Rockets:
@DwightHoward: @jimparsonsorg I love da Big Bang Theery OK ima go to Houston.
If he chooses to sign with the Dallas Mavericks:
@DwightHoward: @mcuban K
If he gets traded to the Golden State Warriors:
@DwightHoward: Going to Golden!!!! I’ll miss you Cali!
What will probably happen:
Jus saw Man of Steel. Great movie. #amazing.
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) June 12, 2013
Jus got 65 kills on hardcore. Oh yeaaa. http://t.co/sQs50Q2YRG
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) May 31, 2013
Or the classic…
— Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) June 1, 2013
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