Yo, Rondo, We Don’t Want You In Miami

Jan 25, 2013; Atlanta, GA, USA; Boston Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo (9) reacts to a call in overtime against the Atlanta Hawks at Philips Arena. The Hawks won 123-111. Mandatory Credit: Daniel Shirey-USA TODAY Sports

With the Boston Celtics in barter-and-build mode chances are we won’t be seeing them in the playoffs against the Miami Heat any time soon.

…Nor will we get the chance to see this anytime soon.

And with the departures of Doc Rivers, Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce, rumors are swirling about the trade value (and merits) of Rajon Rondo.

Well, we know one team Rondo doesn’t want to play for. At his basketball camp in Kentucky, he told the crowd he wouldn’t ever play for Miami.

Well guess what, Rondo.

WE DON’T WANT YOU IN MIAMI.

The Heat just won an NBA championship — two championships, actually — and went to three straight, pumeling your ass in the playoffs TWICE.

So keep your “talents” in Boston, buddy. If that’s what you want to call your ability to pass to people who can actually shoot and not miss layups like a Boston Bro missing the “r’s” when telling you what to do with your motor vehicle.

No, we’ll take friggin Mario Chalmers before we take your happy ass. Hell, we’ll even take Norris Cole AND HIS OUTDATED FLAT TOP before we take your outdated game, pal.

Because in the NBA, now, you need to be able to shoot. Especially if you don’t have three hall-of-famers to pass the rock to. So, excuse me, but I aint crying over the fact that we don’t got a little bit of Rondo in Miami.

Have fun in Boston.

We’ll party in South Beach.

Topics: Miami Heat, Rajon Rondo

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  • Kevin Morin

    LOL @#$% Rondo.