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LeBron James Shaves Head, No More Hairline (Video)


We are still awaiting official word from the Miami Heat, LeBron James and the White House, but it seems as though LeBron has indeed shaved his head.

According to the Business Insider, LeBron was recently in the Philippines for Nike’s “Witness History Tour” promoting the sport of basketball and was spotted with, well, a little stubble.

BUT THE HAIRLINE JOKES OOOOHHH THE HAIRLINE JOKES!

Yeah no more of that.

If this report is true, that is.

Again, we are still awaiting word from Mr. Obama himself.

This comes at a peculiar time. Wasn’t LeBron just in Miami shooting a Nike commercial? And wasn’t he just getting cops in trouble by forcing them to escort him on the wrong side of the road to an Illuminati meeting?

Oh, and not to mention that this picture (left), that was supposedly photoshopped (OR IS IT), was posted on reddit. The photo on reddit and the Associated Press photo look almost identical and are certainly taken from the same event.

Wait, wait, wait. So the one on the left is supposedly photoshopped while the one on the right is a legitimate AP photo?

Yes, hypothetical questioner.

Why would someone photoshop a picture of LeBron when his head is already shaved? Is the Associated Press getting false pictures? How come we didn’t see these pictures sooner? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

Calm down. Does it really doesn’t matter if he shaved his head?

We have been through this! THE HAIRLINE JOKES OOOOHHH THE HAIRLINE JOKES!

You’re right! How can I possibly say it doesn’t matter?!

This video was posted by the NBA on YouTube on Aug. 8 of LeBron in the Philippines. The above photos, maybe because of the angle and lighting and whatever, seem to exaggerate exactly how much hair LeBron is missing.

So maybe the person who published the photo on the left assumed it was photoshopped? Entirely possible. But if LeBron was in Philippines at the beginning of the month, why are we just hearing of this?

I don’t know. But it seems like LeBron went for a trim. And today, that’s news.

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