Editor’s note: After every playoff game the All U Can Heat staff weighs in on the “LeBron James Opt-O-Meter” — the real-time measurement of LeBron’s mood in regards to whether or not he will stay in Miami after he opts out of his contract this summer. It’s not difficult to understand: 1 means he’s gone, like ‘Seeyuh, Miami, I’m going to Los Angeles’ gone. 10 means he’s staying, like already signed the contract in red gel pen staying. Like going in on South Florida-based investments with David Beckham staying. The reading is the average combined rating from the AUCH staff.
6/12 Opt-O-Reading: 1.75
Wes Goldberg: 2. It looks like Wade has nothing left and the team struggles to find ways to get Bosh involved consistently throughout the game. The rest of the cast had about as much support as a woman’s breasts at Woodstock.
Chris Posada: 3. Because there’s someone running around claiming to be Dwyane Wade on the Heat. The “Melo-to-Miami” talk begins and ends with Wade laughing at the thought of opting-out of his remaining 2 years for $43 million. Heat face an uphill battle now, but I’m not ready to say it’s over. Just gotta believe. *drinks a shot*