Currently, I'm a senior at a college that nobody outside of New England has ever heard of. In case you haven't figured it out, I love graphs and I love stats. My favorite basketball player of all time is Brian Scalabrine. My second favorite player is not Larry Bird. My third favorite player is Jeremy Lin. My most inspirational childhood memory is eating ten tacos in eight minutes: I still consider it my most impressive athletic achievement to date. Clearly, I wasn't hugged enough as a child.