7. Mario Chalmers Will Forever Be Picked On
Listen, the love for Rio is there. Head coach Erik Spoelstra spoke on him this morning, saying:
"Spo on Chalmers (cont’d): “We care about Rio, I care about Rio. I’m excited about him embracing this new role.” — Miami HEAT (@MiamiHEAT) September 28, 2015"
But by now, it should be a known fact: he will always be the butt of every Miami joke. Even President Obama, knows it is true…
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