So…uh…What Exactly Happened On That Tony Parker Shot?
By Jae Bradley
I call this the “Tony Parker is completely f
” picture.
Shot clock winding down, double team by LeBron and Chris Bosh, and the offense is stagnant (literally, the only Spurs player even remotely showing signs of life is Manu Ginobili, who is scrambling to get open on the right wing) and Tony Parker is probably wishing he was on some lush riviera in France, half-nude and sipping Chardonnay with Ms. France.
Instead, he’s about to get royally screwed by LeBron and Bosh on national TV in the NBA Finals while his teammates stand around and watch. (Seriously, Danny Green couldn’t, like, make a cut around now? Also, WHY THE HELL HASN’T KAWHI MOVED? I’m starting to believe that he was actually super-glued to the floor for like five seconds or something.)