So…uh…What Exactly Happened On That Tony Parker Shot?

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If the previous picture was called “Tony Parker is completely f

“, then this one has to be “Tony Parker is absolutely, 100%, and utterly f

“.

Tony Parker is practically lying down.  I mean, he looks like he’s doing a yoga position — like “Sideways Dog”, or something.  He missed Manu Ginobili’s great cut, Danny Green is now guarded again, LeBron James (the best defender in the NBA) is guarding him, and….oh….yeah…he’s fallen down with 2.2 seconds left on the shot clock.

At this point in time, I was ready for the shot clock to expire and for Miami to regain possession.  In fact, I was already going through what play they should run for LeBron James.

And then…