10 Things We Learned On Miami Heat Media Day

7. Mario Chalmers Will Forever Be Picked On

Listen, the love for Rio is there. Head coach Erik Spoelstra spoke on him this morning, saying:

"Spo on Chalmers (cont’d): “We care about Rio, I care about Rio. I’m excited about him embracing this new role.” — Miami HEAT (@MiamiHEAT) September 28, 2015"

But by now, it should be a known fact: he will always be the butt of every Miami joke. Even President Obama, knows it is true…

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