5. Erik Spoelstra Interviews

In case you live under a rock, Spoelstra is known for giving the media some quality sound bites. In fact, his quotes are so enjoyable that they have been coined “Spoisms.”
It's the theatre of the absurd.
— @Spoisms (@Spoisms) June 9, 2014
Our team is about moments.
— @Spoisms (@Spoisms) May 27, 2014
DO. NOT. LET. GO. OF. THE. ROPE.
— @Spoisms (@Spoisms) March 7, 2014
It is true that these will probably only get better during the playoffs, but realistically, when are Spoisms not something to look forward to?
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